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Grebbleflox
Now that I have my awesome bachelor pad, I'll obviously have to work on some pickup lines. Like, "Hey baby, I need a queen for my new queen-sized bed." Hmmm. That's actually pretty horrifying. And they might think I was looking for a drag queen, which is really really really not the direction I was trying to go in with that. Fahgettit. Anyways, I need to find some cool people to hang out with, because I'm only four days in to living alone and I've already started talking to my little cactus in the kitchen.
July 21 2005, 16:18:20 UTC 6 years ago
I spend a lot of time alone, and our computer is in the shop and our internet is down... so I talk to the tv during decorating shows... "That's ugly..." or "I could really use that curtain rod in my dorm room..."
When I get back, I'll hang with you.